SLAB FUND was forged by the North Boulder Meat Slabs to back founders with veins in their forearms and fire in their gut. We don’t care where you went to school. We don’t care who you know. Hell, we don’t even care what you’re building. We care if you limped into standup because leg day left you broken—and still shipped before your second steak. We back killers—founders who treat comfort like cancer, run on cortisol and caffeine, and would rather die on a hill than pivot on a whim. No decks. No drama. Just gains. You build. We spot.